what was that?

Oh, Papa Whiskey, you gave me a good warning yesterday--
For God's sake, don't talk to the cab driver.
No contract. No.
It's a job you gotta catch on the fly.
and I need the money now and I need it up front.
Not later, maybe.
I guess I got a wasted ride.

But the cabbie! I've already forgotten the name. It means power.
Grandsons of Genghis Khan. We went with him on a campaign against Rome
But we forgot what happened there and why Genghis Khan stopped.
Then we died in battle together in a previous life.
and now we meet again. Was I up there?
I don't remember anything like that.
Where are we going all night tonight? The three of us, you, me and whiskey?
Actually, the two of us are usually fine.
At least as friends? Oh, friends is usually
after, not before.
4,000 kilometers home in two days? 2,000 a day is really hard.

He said: “Everything is possible with you.”
That's true, but how could he know that?
He explicitly offered sex.
Oh, he described what and how
he wanted to do to me.
I just can't repeat that.
Is that normal?
I haven't been in a cab in a long time.

I'm the one who's so attracted to me,
he wasn't going to talk to the customer at all.
Imagine that,
I wasn't going to talk to the cabbie either.
I must have overdone the chocolate perfume.
This isn't my erotic dream, is it?

No, I was actually taking a cab to an appointment.
He wanted to take me somewhere else. No, no, no, I'm late.
Why are you asking about dancing if you can't dance?
I'm a great dancer. Have you seen it? No, it's a couples dance.
(I got a crazy cab driver)

But you're a real handsome 33-year-old? Got kids, but divorced.
You're a great driver with no stress.
Yeah, experience, sure. What you've got is a robot, not an automatic, not a manual.
Let go of the steering wheel altogether, I can see that. And you could put both arms around me?
And then what? What wall am I up against? Oh!
People are weirded out by me.
But he's a great guy and he has a good sense of humor.
We're gonna make porn together and put it on the Internet?
We'd go bankrupt and make no money.
Oh, the grandchildren of Genghis Khan.

Why are you hitting on me? It's the first time I've seen you.
and I'm just an ordinary passenger.
Answer me, my friend, do you talk to all passengers like that?
No, I have to talk to all of them.
A passenger gets in the car,
and you say man, you're so imposing.
Oh, a woman called a cab. - Woman, I fell in love with you instantly,
let's do it here.

I'm not the one who's attracted to me,
It's probably my chocolate perfume.
That's the face and that's the figure.
Why do I have to get in the backseat?
You want me to wear a hijab? Why would you want me to wear a hijab?
I'm just determined to charm the ad agency.

And now we're gonna be late.
Well, why didn't you take a shorter route?
Maybe there's traffic?
Of course traffic jams are marked on the navigator.
We're going to the woods to roast meat.
You're out of your mind.
I'm telling you, it's probably chocolate perfume.
I don't smoke to poison myself slowly,
but to die quickly.
My smoking is not up for debate.
This is from Aliexpress, I don’t know,
it’s old, it’s a hare on the moon.
Yes, you at least hold the steering wheel sometimes
why did you grab my hand?

He's handsome. He's got a great sense of humor.
You do realize I could be your mom.
I just look younger and no one believes I'm a serious and businesslike person.
Yeah, they can't tell my age.
Is that the kind of figure that suits you? Mine?
And you're gonna go crazy now?
Yeah, go ahead,
I have a great figure. I don't emphasize it.
But I'm open to compliments.
It's great to ride in a cab.
More compliments.
How did you see her? Those jeans are called a bag.
My belt is a man's belt.
It's so low, you don't have to touch it.

Are you practicing for phone sex?
What do you mean I'm sitting next to you?
Everything is possible with me. How do you know?
What spark? This is the first time you've ever seen me.
It seems not?
Yeah, we died together in a previous life, so it's like we know each other.
We didn't do anything like that when we were there. You're making that up.
Make sure you don't get a nosebleed.

Would you put it up against the wall? Soft and hard? Soft first Day and night what?
Oh! I'm just an ordinary cab passenger.
Am I sure I'm awake?

Why move to the back seat? We're in lane three in the middle of the road.
You have a great sense of humor.
Tell me your name again. I forget it's complicated.
I want to call you by your first name.
No?
And why is that a no?
But you have a great sense of humor, you know?

It's been crazy for over an hour.
I can still call.

You were warned.

But it was a wasted trip. Employers don't give guarantees or advances.
Oh, you have such an extravagant, flamboyant appearance,
and it's perfect for a variety of jobs.
we'll do a professional portfolio and sign a contract.
Extravagant, yes. She can be.
Believe me, I know.
But it's just chocolate perfume.

Actually, maybe the best choice would be
to really get off the trail.
God, we almost went dancing in the driveway,
he wanted to hold me tight against him. He said that.
I didn't mention any dancing.
Why did you ask about dancing if you don't know how to dance?

Oh, it's a young man of virile beauty
with an espagnole beard.
I know a thing or two about male beauty.
Why the hell are they always prettier than me?
What the hell.
You sure I'm awake?
What was that?
It's Leninsky Prospekt, five lanes one way.
Hold the wheel at least once in a while.
Well, two people went crazy in that car.

But he's a man. I had to insist, of course, I told him I was late for a meeting.
He doesn't have my cell phone. I don't think I do either. Right, that number is a shared cab dispatch.
I know we'll meet again. When, when?
In the next life, darling.
Oh, if not, are you going to the gym tonight? Very well.
It won't help you forget me. Yeah, we'll go with Genghis Khan to Rome or wherever he's going, but we've got some important business to attend to.

I wasn't gonna talk to him.
He wasn't going to talk to me, either.
Oh, come on. What was that.
A pickup? Really?
Uh-oh.
He said the name translates to power.
No, it's just the currency of my dreams.

And we're paying for it with glitches,
That means happiness and good luck.
Well, a glitch is a tip, and it's a big one.
It's not a tip, darling, it's an advance.
You're gonna pay me, not me paying you?
How much and what are you going to pay me for?
Yeah, but you're driving, take the money.
We're both crazy. It's only fair to split it.

Do you often take cabs?
Well, it's been a while since I've ridden.
that's great.

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