Lieutenant Rzheasky

Lieutenant Rzhevsky who is this?
child, you don’t know him.
hussar, pick-up artist and bretteur
And Tolstoy also knew him.
he is a character in jokes
from the ball he went to the brothel,
then he saddles up on horseback,
brothel, horse, and ball again.

he danced a waltz with Natasha
and got stuck in her neckline,
no one saw the graphs,
there would be a very big scandal.
that was an old joke
something about a cigarette case.

and I’m going to confession to repent of my temptations, oh sisters,
holy virgin help,
I dreamed about him today
we danced at the ball
and he told me in my ear
what a couple dance is
I can't pronounce it.
dance emulates the process.

I will read the prayer a hundred times
sisters, the wiles of the devil are strong.
monastic rank did not save me
he said the good cosplay.
Lieutenant Rzhevsky is a meme
but he dances a very good.

he told me a joke
dogma about eroticism.
I lost consciousness
because the corset was too narrow.
blasphemy over dogma
everyone else, it seems.
said: a ball is the same as a brothel.
something else, about the marital bed and about the monastic vow,
but I don't remember anything.

clerks in their dreams
They try to strip the nuns.
they can never compare with the lieutenant,
they can't dance
and, in fact, even walk.

and there is nothing else,
no matter what you do,
you are emitting this, holy virgin, help. oh sisters,
dance yes, of course.
with work? well, they're perverts.

dogmas of faith have nothing to do with it
You may not believe it at all.
and modern rave dance floor -
also a dance, but different,
and fighting sparring sport
against ten one is nothing more than.
film eighteen plus.
Lieutenant Rzheasky is the devil himself.
said at the end that
"everything from the women yep."
oh sisters, shame and disgrace, imagine, in its logic,
what, with whom are we and why?

ps this is a joke. I hope everyone recognizes the song.
Actually, it's from my dream, so I can't say the name.
I don't sleep with headphones on.
this song sounded exactly in my dream, the words, however, were somehow different.
these words are random.
That means there is a record player in my dreams, that's super cool.

having a player in a dream is a very useful thing.
please don't take it seriously or you'll fall through the floor.
Thanks