waiter or masseur?

Should you call a waiter or a massage therapist?
What's wrong, did I drink myself into oblivion?
no, I have a good memory,
I've never been sober in my life.
waiter or masseur?
in your dreams?
bundle? This child is more careful with him.
into your dreams.
waiter or masseur?
the administrator will invite anyone
into dreams.
Let's not be cynical?
no we will be cynical
to true sincerity.
to suit your wishes.
heroism?
waiter or masseur?
the waiter's call does not include dinner.
do you want to feel like caramel?
melted ice cream?
plus the joy of motherhood option?
any of your wishes will be fulfilled
in your dreams.
we strive to be sincere,
reaching the limit of cynicism.
waiter, masseur, mother of the family,
everything counts in this world.
to satisfy all desires
who came into this world.
massaeist or waiter,
Holy father?
and this is just an imitation.
everything will fit
your secret desires
for suffering we will provide suffering.
It's a completely different blues, isn't it?
let there be chants?
Certainly.
Should you call a waiter or a massage therapist?
monastic parish?
Certainly. will be done.
everything counts in this world.
Let's leave out the technical aspect.
just wish
do not be shy.
want shed blood?
this minute.
waiter or masseur?
Scheherazade? with a snowy girl?
no need for Santa Claus?
we heard you.
don't like the word blues?
Is polka suitable?
waiter or masseur?
punish? BDSM equipment?
everything will be included.
into your dreams.
there is no such song
this is paradise
this check will have to be paid.
anything for your pleasure.
into your dreams.
we will make them super realistic.
waiter or masseur?
we will become a phantom of your secrets
and let's put them into practice
in your dreams.
do you want to be a teacher?
waiter or masseur?
any role-playing game.
that's life
whatever you want.
Our motto is "whatever you want"
Should you call a waiter or a massage therapist?
do you like this polka?
make it louder?
the administration is always ready to help you.
more positive?
more drama?
This is not blues, this is polka as you ordered.
all inclusive.
into your dreams.
we know more about them than you do.
and we try to please.
but it's a check payable.
the table will be set later.
poverty and oppression?
Of course, these are gourmet dishes
from the menu for VIP persons.
whatever you say,
in a separate office.
in your dreams.
turn off the music
Tired of it?
As you wish,
include couplets for lovers in the background?
against the backdrop of dramatic events?
Fine.
maybe a waiter or a massage therapist?
clergyman? the reason for righteous anger?
a doll for non-newness?
you will be reflected in your dreams
like in a mirror.
this is our job
and we will take care of it.
and of course this is just another imitation,
because that's what you want.
and everyone's desire is the law
In this life.
you will see what you wanted to see.
non-shading is a separate line.
we value our reputation
Light of the night. the day never comes here
you don't have to worry about it.
All your secret desires
will be performed here.
This is polka and not blues, as you asked.
and also, doubt about this -
price list additional line.
enjoy,
Everything is paid for in advance by you.
and we will not disappoint your expectations.
and you will see in your desires
which you kind of didn’t want,
your reflection
in this world
because
he will fulfill everything you wanted.
Should I invite a waiter or a massage therapist?
Is overcoming hardship desirable?
will be done.
heroic? pathetic?
erotic?
the menu is not limited by anything.
waiter or masseur?

allow me, dear ones,
I am also a client, who will stop me?
get drunk as hell?
I wanted to feel
feeling unhappy, and I did it,
crying about the “problems of world humanism”
and at the same time about myself,
I ordered this
want to try a piece too?
in the dreams of our lives.
we reflect without makeup.
I sent you a bottle
from our table to your table.
be careful with this drink
may be poisonous
like undercooked pufferfish.
but we drink and nothing.
waiter, please.
celebration of life true celebration
We will definitely leave you feedback.
the establishment will smash us against the wall
to satisfy all desires
who came into this world.
day of night gives way to night of night.
waiter or masseur? puffer fish?

next to one of the gates,
leading to the Great Wall of China,
small restaurant tucked away
to the stones, this is a wall too.
and it's called "as you want."
as you want - these Chinese
know more about the world than they say.
that's why their dinner tables are spinning
counterclock-wise.
in my dream.
from our table
a bottle for your table,
but it may turn out to be poison,
if you so choose.

what features will this add to our reflection?
the receptionist will attach a security camera to your shower,
if you wish it.
it's still polka.
our musicians play only live.
and fulfill only the wishes of the guests of the evening.
what you didn’t want, you also wanted to experience.
the world of fighting asuras is also an educational attraction.
Nice to meet you, let's get to know each other.

you know, I write to music, so there can be no complaints against me,
but of course they are, because I want them.
this complex streak on my mask
from the Kabuki theater.
there were no women there and the samurai were all fake.
I took this mask as a souvenir
but she turned out to be cursed and portrayed the demon Oni.
The strokes of the old mask are now reflected in my reflection.
Shall I send you a puffer fish?
does this music ominously turn into a fugue too?
no, this is a polka, a famous hit.

I'm going to do a blond macho dance now.
no, you don’t understand, you can’t go against your wishes here
one must wish
wish and desire
and since I am mystical and sinister, you will probably be poisoned by fish,
I wouldn't eat it if I were you, unless you wanted to get poisoned.

While I was writing all this, the clock went back
I have strange desires
It was nine in the evening and now the clock shows six.
magic is just vulgar.
This again reflects some feature of the Kabuki mask.
these are grotesque features. I'm even embarrassed.
did they eat fish? Who am I talking to?
Oh Zorro, dear, first we have fencing on the program.
and we will dance the foxtrot,
Otherwise I can’t hold a rose in my teeth right now.
because how will I drink? you have to think.

well, it's a pity of course
the whole neighboring table died from the treat
and lie like cartel victims.
what a pity, I wanted to see this if I see it.
but how can it be
six pm if it was nine?
Turn back time, did I really order this?
magic tricks in a magical place are extremely eccentric.
and how often is it interesting?
increasingly extravagant desires
I'm disappointing myself.
but you won’t go against your desires,
because such a desire is a complete perversion.

waiter or masseur?
won't you admit it?
no, they will shake everything out of you here,
who are you.

and six is in the morning - well, thank God,
The clock is spinning as it should.
this is my conservatism -
definitely a plus.
but what a wonderful new year
in the icy silence the dogs squeal
cats scream and crows caw in the dark.
and not a single person is visible.
What do I owe to this place?
which of my wishes
matches this place?
"as you wish" we have breakfast, lunch and dinner
This restaurant has been in this restaurant for a thousand years.
and I dream of an icy northern country.
It's day of night and night of night.
by the time it's daylight
we must fulfill all our desires.
how can?
waiter or massage therapist?
madam, it seems you don’t quite understand -
any desires of your dreams.
you can tell me in my ear,
I will not tell anyone.
this is the light of the night, no one will know,
It will be visible only then
when the light of day comes.
because we have breakfast, lunch and dinner
in a restaurant "as you wish"
but the Great Wall of China has already collapsed.
we sleep sitting on chairs
behind this rotating wish list.
for a thousand years
and, as before, we want something.
the night won't end
until these dreams shake everything out of us,
what we are, but wanted to hide in the dark.
waiter or massage therapist? asparagus?

Of course, this is another thing.
musicians play
and I just bang my chopsticks on the edge of the plate,
I think these are dies
with unknown characters.
and the table is spinning, I don’t want to eat anymore, I’m full,
here I mourn that there is no great wall of China.
Is she two steps outside the gate?
no, wake up, she's gone.
It never happened. this is a dream.
friends, you wanted so much
and that's why we're stuck here.
our bodies turned to dust
a hundred times, but you will never get enough.
oh buddha, how much can you eat?

I want it that way. This is perverted, isn't it?
want undercooked fugu fish? A?
well, do you want to tell me about
Freud, really?
but Zorro and I know more about him.
please don't hesitate.
let me,
I'll tell you the story of Freud's jaw.
this is a real mystical story.
Yes, there is no magic at all in this world,
can't be found during the day with fire.

you know, I don’t want to tell it,
I've told it countless times
and I'm tired of her.
Yes, excellent musicians play for us.
can't you hear the music? hear the howl of the wind
and the dog barking?
beautiful music plays non-stop for five hours.
and you don't hear?
do you see what’s around you now?
but your whiskey is all right, I hope?
you see yourself in your home
and don’t see me and were drinking tea?
Buddha, save us all!

this is not blues this is polka
what to ask
if they are deep anyway?
everything for you as you want.
lotus feet in a jade bowl?
maniacs.
the last battle was five hundred years ago.
no, the dead don't live anywhere,
otherwise, why did they die then?
your dreams will blow up the world in the end,
Leave that damn soy sauce alone!
I don’t know what kind of country China is.
have you heard of this one? everything you could do
this is to count on the first or second,
and ruined himself and his comrade by shortchanging himself,
leave the soy sauce alone
your wishes for another fifty lifetimes.
do you want a hundred sticks on your back? the old fashioned way?
You have rights, dear modern man,
haven't cheated on women yet?
Will it take a few more lives?
I'll kill you, you didn't have a wife, you died a virgin.
What do you mean you can't enjoy soy sauce to the fullest?
it's peas with dead fish, idiot.
you are insatiable pigs.

Well, the bottle is big and the music is playing.
this happens according to my desire.
but drinking is a thrill.
I didn’t drink out of arrogance, after all.
today we can say this.
because
words are best hidden among words.
unstructured information is garbage.
no one will read it, friend, if you say this,
know that you are the chosen one! and you already know that life is a dream.
Morphius believes in you. but we can't escape
from your desires. This is the reason.

I'm just passing on
what my ally alcohol tells me.
he is so glad to see me, after a long separation,
that doesn't want to let go, and I don't want to leave.
you don't have friends like that
Well, you don’t know how to be friends with drinking.
you have to be quite mystical,
to perceive the mood as a personality.
but they always see only themselves.
lotus legs in soy sauce -
needless to say, there are no words.
he was talking about a dead girl, and -
mental hospital.
Are you bored?
waiter or massage therapist?
just money?
it won't end.
metal or paper?
you are connected to them,
and if you no longer have desires,
then they will wish you something,
from the best feelings.

there is no reincarnation, forget it
Well, carry all sorts of rubbish with you.
yes, you were Bonoparte Napoleon,
and not a whore at the port at all.
Shakespeare's memory -
three squeaky steps, idiots.
zucchini “as you wish” will flourish for a long time.
on our rotating table
never run out of snacks.
this old man who burned mercury
they just tied him to a tree
and the ghost sat there calmly.
her name was Ursula and a pig tail
  was a foregone conclusion. It only rained for four years,
and she just ate the lime from the walls. butterflies in the stomach?
Do you even know what happened there? Damn erotomaniacs?
but the houses were painted white.
no one can leave here alive,
but if at least one item on the wish list remains unfulfilled
You'll come back and do this thing.
This is a ray hitting a mirror ball.
you know, I don't want to wait any longer for you idiots.

cool from 6 pm to 9.43 am
That's 10 hours of drinking!
I wanted it that way. what problems?
waiter? massage therapist?
cunt interlocutor?
exactly the way you want
this understanding -
the real horror of this world.