Santa Claus, pls

this text is not poetry, it is a declaration of intentions so as not to forget about them.
Google translated

So now I'm planning on getting drunk
For the first time in twenty-five years
The idea came to me spontaneously in the store.
For Your health
Jim Beam well ok.
We used to always drink it.
only whiskey.
Vodka in childhood.
I remember exactly
The label was always black.
The world at this time
changed imperceptibly.

Twenty five years.
I don't drink, I drive a car
I don't drink, I'm a pro, I work
like you never dreamed, I don’t drink
I don't drink, I'm an acrobat, I'm a wushu master.
I do not drink
And did it
who's happy? No?
No.
So corny
This is a real crisis of the genre.

Let's make things worse.
More
Any cashier in a store
Achieved compared to you
Unprecedented heights.

And for the first time I drink in one person
For your health.
In the company of the dead?
Well I came to the party
maybe someone could.
Good company
For Your health
We are fine.

And that's the plan
wake up tomorrow in another world
Effective interruption.
Or don't wake up at all
Alcohol doesn't get me drunk.
Strange, I remember Jim Beam
The label must be black.
And this one is white
no matter how many years have passed
And the thing is
that the world is rebuilt by those who drink
or widens.
It is mine
frozen in sober consciousness
for a quarter of a century.
And during this time they did something
God knows what.

I'll fix it now.
For your health.
We'll get out of here
and let's go in
But everything will be different.
This is magic, friends.
Whiskey doesn't get me drunk.

I bet any homeless person will end up in a landfill
sings the same song and it's the same
Sounds of suicide in the forest in Japan
How does is called?
I wasn't lazy
Aokigahara! – Jukai – Sea of trees.
There are requests from the authorities
At the entrance:
"Please do not."
And the answers are in notes on scraps
Throughout the forest:
"Fuck you"
And “the chair is healthier than me”
“So go to hell with the chair and arigate”
Sake is good, it's whiskey, it's still sake

Let's enjoy the full moon over the ocean
It's chilled to the bone here
the cold is creeping in
And it stinks of algae.
Why are you sitting on this leaky boat?
She's not here, understand, for 200 years,
She's not here. I won't sit down.
Lunar path - very good
big tide rice rice
meme your rice for tourists.
It pours onto the pebbles.
There's nothing else here.
The golden road is far away
It doesn't lead anywhere
I'll drink of course
But what is it now
can it change?

It's magic, I'll go out
And I'll come in
And everything in the world will fall into place.
When I wake up tomorrow
There will be no crazy women
Attached to money
Their cruel men
There was no war
The world will be normal again
Pimples on the throne and a bunch of clowns
They won't be there either
They will turn around
as it should have been
into ducks and geese.

This is magic
and I'm a real wizard
But without ritual it is impossible
And the ritual is like this
drink a bottle of whiskey.
But it's still weird
    Alcohol doesn't get me drunk at all.

You know, they took on a lot
Distortion
unrecognizable reality.
I don't think they drank to it
Substances
were used more heavily.
Laymen from a bottle of whiskey
they would just vomit.
To turn the world upside down
they burned the living creatures in the fire.
These bastards burned 10 camels
Begin.
Nothing, Google will translate it anyway.
We must resist black magic
With just one bottle of whiskey.
But who are we and who are they?
the difference needs to be understood.
For you.
Quite sober
it won't work out anymore.

Penetrated into the astral plane
base entities
and made it to your taste.
They had time for 25 years
We managed to cause a lot of damage
While you and I
were soberly preoccupied with themselves.
To your health.
I don't get drunk.
This is bad.
Everything was meant to be
Be different.

Are these Uzbek pilaf rolls or what?
That's what I'm saying
Everything is not as it should be.
Why is this Eastern man
constantly rebuilding something in my city?
Why did an uneducated janitor become
a cynical official and buy a Volvo the size of a bus?

It's because the city is mine
but this reality belongs to them.
They are reality
Everyone was torn out from under their feet.
Black magic magic
terribly simple.

Confused people
They are shy
How do I know
You can see it in your gait
Not your walking speed.
Shy I don’t know how to describe
Believe me, I'm just a psychic
Extra – ni minbai?

To fix this
I don't even know
how much more do you need to drink?
But this is a complicated thing.
Tomorrow I'll wake up
in another world simply.
And if not,
It’s better not to wake up in this at all.
And that's why I'm so drunk
As far as my health allows.
Oh thank you, I'm not complaining, everything is fine.
Yes, it’s a must for health.
Almost half a bottle already
It's not intoxicating at all, I can't understand.

And they'll try to stop us
But we'll be so intoxicating
that we won’t even understand.
A strange idea came to me in the supermarket, of course
This is exactly how she appeared
don't get drunk, but change the world.
Logout and login
I don’t know, but ideas that come once every quarter of a century
Such sober heads, bright,
please note
(and no one notices)
You are drinking buddies, ghosts in the first place, and also drunk.
We have a matter of national importance and global scale.
Yes, universal and planetary
The bastards will turn into ducks and geese

Because I am the frog princess
I’ll wave one sleeve - the lake
With another wave, the swans swam.
No, we won't fry them.
Let's eat it raw for everything good.
I'm not joking, people don't joke about such things,
Besides, I never joke at all.
Tomorrow I'm planning
wake up in another world.
Well, and besides, it's Christmas,
Santa Nicholas, help me, I tried
I can't get any more booze in me.

What? Is sobriety the norm?
We were sober, so what?
You have a letter from Jukai Forest
It is written there:
"fuck you, Douitashimashite"
However,
I still have half a bottle,
just need to think
where am I going to go?
But there’s really nothing for me to do here.

I was hoping to write something joyful while drunk,
but you know, I will never pretend, I just don’t know how to do it.
but the world will turn upside down tomorrow,
because I still have a quarter of a bottle
Santa Claus, well I hope