There was a limping man in galoshes,
Who said he was always too cautious.
Once, led by misfortune,
He stepped on an urchin,
But insisted he had done it on purpose.
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There was a strange lady of Britain,
Who imagined that she was a kitten.
When she mewed out loud,
All the cats came around
To see if somebody was beaten.
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There was an old person of Paris,
Who every day ate fruit and berries.
When he swallowed a pit,
He got mad about it,
Then fell down and writhed in hysterics.
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Once a person from Frankfurt am Main,
Came to Porto and tasted port wine.
Not a minute was wasted,
Many bottles were tasted…
And he said that the beer was fine.
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There was an old lady of Dublin,
Who was constantly getting in trouble.
When the case was too risky,
She gulped two shots of whiskey,
And then usually asked for a double.
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