Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty

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Humpty Dumpty
NOUN
INFORMAL
a fat, rotund person:
"he was a Humpty Dumpty figure of a man"
a person or thing that once overthrown cannot be restored:
"regimes toppled like so many humpty-dumpties"

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humpty-dumpty
noun
plural-es
often capitalized H&D
: something that once damaged can never be repaired or made operative again
the exchange crisis … that brought the Humpty-Dumpty of currency stabilization tumbling
—Atlantic
people fled into their suddenly Humpty-Dumpty world
—Robert O'Brien

Etymology
after Humpty-Dumpty, egg-shaped nursery-rhyme character who fell from a wall and broke into bits

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Trumpty Dumpty
A narcisstic egghead determined to build walls between himself and people everywhere at their expense.
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Tumpty Dumpty had a great fall. Good.


Trumpty Dumpty
An egg shaped Trump - he wants to build a wall, and others agree, as they want to keep Trumpty Dumpty on the other side of it!

Usually used as an insult for someone that you don't like, and want to have something between you (away from them)
"He's such a Trumpty Dumpty!"

Trumpty Dumpty
Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.

Trumpty Dumpty
Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!

Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!


Trumpty Dumpty
A chunky orange that likes walls he is sad because china has a bigger wall he is going to whack his thwong on bing bong (kim jon un)
trumpty dumpty built a big wall trumpty dumpty blocked the mexicans all

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty
The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.

Cum-dumpty tRumpty
Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.
Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!