Face - Юморист. English translation

***** link to the original video clip https://youtu.be/NuXdxMEbYeQ

Hey, yo, yo, ha, ha
I`m a humorist, what`s on my wrist
 
We won't survive without laughter - I need to curse in Russian even louder
My father`s an FSB daddy, and the mother has an AKM ready
My kids are mercs in killing squads
My bros watch over district`s dark corners
Sense of humor is nowhere to be found,
I would have by now laughed my ass out
Over my life`s situation, the fault of which were my own actions
The rope is missing, the tie around my neck is tight with air barely hissing.
What's left is to die quickly, after all I have lived way too meekly.
 
Macaulay Culkin and Galkin  -  my New Year feels worse than an Ugly Duckling
What will Santa bring me this time? Where are all my presents?
Maybe I`ll be gifted with a wife?
If this Santa is called  Grandfather Frost from Russia,
He`ll slash my throat with blood gushing, taking my life.
Humorists and comedians, you`ve caused my country`s misery and grievance.
 
Yo, bitch, d`you think it`s funny? What have you heard?
Do I look like a clown? Get the fuck up and get out.
School teachers hustle hash, at times, and meth.
Why the fuck d`you get on my nerves with your ex?
 
Gold`s on my wrist, I`m a humorist.
A wrong joke even whispered will get you blacklisted .
Sovereign disfavors my acts of honor and valor.
Skies belong to airships, artists are under censorship.

Gold`s on my wrist, I`m a humorist.
A wrong joke even whispered will get you blacklisted .
Sovereign disfavors my acts of honor and valor.
Skies belong to airships, artists are under censorship.
 
 
Crime bosses don't drive G-Wagons any longer,
G-Wagons are driven with strobe lights by the state`s Organs.
The language of GULAG is the new slang on the streets
Breathing air from the trash bins of the elites
Saving money by forced labor
To buy a piece of granite to lay under.
We`re picking bread crumbs while drinking spoiled Pulpy
I am so tired, it`s almost seven, I`m feeling grumpy
We`re drinking beer with my bros - our version of the Last Supper.
I am street racing with cops - this will not last forever
I`ll get knifed in the liver for the actions of mine
Life is fleeting in the blink of an eye.
 
Gold`s on my wrist, I`m a humorist.
A wrong joke even whispered will get you blacklisted .
Sovereign disfavors my acts of honor and valor.
Skies belong to airships, artists are under censorship.
 
Gold`s on my wrist, I`m a humorist.
A wrong joke even whispered will get you blacklisted .
Sovereign disfavors my acts of honor and valor.
Skies belong to airships, artists are under censorship.