Random events. Life in Europe

Scenario. Sci-Fi. Film serial "Operation Сладкая булочка" http://stihi.ru/2021/11/24/9063
Seria 04

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Falling Deeper
Исполнитель: Ollie Crowe

Citizen Responsible Leaders
Are invited to Oymyakon in winter
No winter hats and winter jackets
Thermal scaphandres will be issued on site
To listen plastic windmills crunch
And in room, warm up jar of water with goldfish from solar panels (there is not enough energy for whole aquarium)

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Sci-fi scenario.

Dokriogenovoe miasko. Five energopoket http://stihi.ru/2018/03/19/7885

Somewhere in another galaxy.

- everything is very simple, these little people ... so tasty ... we will fly to the freshest cryogenic canned food!
 - but how will they be different from a simple protein all over the place?
 - what if they will fight the cold and the Resistance will meet us?
 - those nonchalant profit-hungry buns ... these IQ two-bit burgers ??? All their strained minds fluctuate in a single rhythm - EAT AND GRAB... EAT AND GRAB... EAT AND GRAB...
But, let's not be unfair to the power of human diversity ... there is and - TO GRAB AND EAT... TO GRAB AND EAT... TO GRAB AND ONLY THEN EAT...
 no, they will multiply to the maximum, all planetary water will be spent on greenhouse stabilization, but Kali-Yuga is large, very large, water reserves will evaporate into a vacuum sooner or later, sooner or later the COLD DETONATOR WILL OPERATE and our cryogenic canned food will be waiting for our collectors...
 - and how do we know when to arrive, a little earlier - they will get scared and behave unpredictably, a little later some rogues will STEAL OUR CRYOGENIC CANNED FOOD!
 - yes, this is a problem of the Big Space, it is always full of people to wander into our plantations before us, so it is SO IMPORTANT TO ARRIVE IMMEDIATELY AFTER FREEZING.
 - but how?
 - LIGHTHOUSE UNDER THE ICE! WE LEFT BEACONS UNDER THE ICE! When, due to the greenhouse effect, all the ice disappears from the FIRST LIGHTHOUSE IN GREENLAND - we will receive a signal of preparation for our peaceful fleet of harvesting workers and the fleet will go to their surroundings, when the ice comes off the SECOND LIGHTHOUSE IN ANTARCTIDA - we will already be watching the REMAINS OF WATER ON PLANET and the onset of the Great Cooling-Glaciation-Apocalypse. People are conveniently concentrated in cities, our collectors will have time to collect almost all frozen before the arrival of the first spacebots of others, besides, when our fleet is found - the collection of frozen meat is not prohibited among the Space Leagues - only themselves, endowed with the mind of creation, are to blame for carelessness. And someday later, new rabbits from the equatorial lagoons on sea ice and land will re-populate the wastelands when the glaciers retreat ...

 - pummm… pumm… pumm… oh this toasted carbonadioxy… this delicious beacon call!


Everyday life on planet Earth.

 - Why do we need duplicating power capacities, is it so ineffective, is it so uneconomical? Cold snap... such an absurdity... a phenomenon that happens on a scale of tens or hundreds of millennia!
 - and besides, we have the opposite! Look, we are fighting global warming, although the water is disappearing somewhere - the level of the world ocean is practically unchanged, but after all, we have global warming, not cold, excess energy - due to multiple superpower we are losing competitiveness...
 - Yes, the loss of competitiveness is anti-market and anti-democratic - it is unacceptable!
 - especially in the south! Building additional backup supply capacity in the south is akin to idiocy, where does the frost in the south come from? Everyone from childhood and even fuckers know that in the south it is ALWAYS WARM - IT'S THE SAME AXIOM! Warm countries under the snow - no one remembers! And the last time I saw frosts in the south was only in an ordinary refrigerator!
 - Where does the melting glacial water go?
 - what's the difference - enough for our century... why do we need the energy reliability of a Mercedes, we are not rich enough to buy expensive redundant-backup systems...

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 - Well, how are our pastures there?
 - the situation is ambiguous, these sweet buns have grown wiser and are building energy communications everywhere...
 - what? fill them with corrupt officials to sabotage, let them plunder the construction of communications, we still lacked this instead of a hearty lunch...


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