On second биточки Small cutlet from veal! Is has c

- On second биточки __Small cutlet __from veal! Is has caused hungry sounds, that hear, when other member кошачьего ) cats_ of family, or home любимец- блохастый пес=Home dog with inchects _ in a wool_ applies for a bowl with кошачьим by a forage! As it is poorly necessary мужику=man for complete happiness! The good wife, and good (meal)! It is possible, that the wives археологов both were: also are clever, and are (educated) in the best educational institutions of West! But they prepared so-so!
SOON IS TIME of JOKES.
Any joke about археологов is not known for me, but the occurrence here Чапая, and Анки is necessary how to depict more precisely!
The joke, that to me was told by the friend!
ЧАПАЙ And FLY.
Чапай and Петька – Scientists_after (ending) Civil war were (learnt) on the scientists? And they had laboratory, and they worked, it is irony that " they cut dogs by knifes, and are a gangsterism! "
.... Петька one in laboratory, запыленой, and cloud of the hungry flies! The empty crates, where should be the monkey, rabbits, or mouse for experiences! The crates are empty, as the Young Soviet authority does not have money to all this! Enters зазъяренный Чапай, and from a threshold:
- All laboratory on the verge of closing! - also begins орать = roar=cry_on Петьку - Piter.
-, and for you оболдуя- bad student you!_, to me has got till the first! And, throws a Magazine of experiences on a table! A dust взмывает=go on_ in air!
- What you write? – кляксы- ink point_, and all ржали + laugh_! - what it for "обезакция= cutting on animals_" at зверев all superfluous?!
- И. to me has got! - I speak, a pier - there is no material what to carry out experiences!
-! Встрял Петька! - кады дадуть wen give mee currencies we and обезьнков = monkey_shall buy, and we shall lead(carry  experiences above them!
- Rabbit!  Чапай has reflected! yes the rabbit was скусный= good! Last is a pity I also have told it, and they to me:
-! If you, тов. Чапаев the Present, Soviet scientist that find reserves, and catches in flight the sleepy fly!
-, and sample for experience!
- Чо, with комарем ==Mosquito__we shall cross! - бухнул =say_Петька? In the meantime Чапаев having placed the fly in glass тарелочку_cup_, the Cup Петри refers to as, closes her стеклышком – a glass! It is visible of the flies пролазает, ready to experiment. Чапай has cleared about штанину=jeans _ dirty скальпель_cuit, and has taken the fly for крылышко=wings.
CLASS - INSECTS.
All insects: though the fly, though кузнечик or May bug have, and always 6 лапок = legg. Чапай at the fly отрезает-cutting at the fly Back Right лапку= legg! The fly creeps in a cup Петри!
That you write! Чапай on Петьку! Again! - обрезация муховых ногов =Cutting at the fly of “ Legs! Together studied you see, and all вино, yes the dances on mind were!
Write correctly " the fly after amputation back Right конечности- поползла-= legg go! - Conditional reflex on the academician Павлову.
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Are cut off all лапки at the fly, except for two forward! Чапапй cuts Left Forward лапку = legg!
The fly! Creep! - орет = cryit(he) on glass! The fly from стаху = horror was drove in a corner!, has got!
After amputation Left Forward конечности his leggs.. Has written down Петька!
Чапай отрезает=cutting last лапку at the fly, and орет=say " creep! " That – несместа= Stop!
-чо to write what to (her) упрацы push it that!? - is surprised, Петька! "
Write! After Amputation All конечностей= leggs
! - Creep, падла= baddly man! – орет cry  with бодуна = drinking vines Чапай, and I speak Пеььке " the Fly Has lost hearing! " - has finished Чапай a joke about itself! - young scientist on the flies! What only branches are not present in the Russian Academy! Is, and on Egypt!
BUSINESS TRIP.
Soon after brilliant experience Чапаев has left laboratory on Петьку, and (he) in a narration will not appear any more!
As that the Secretary, let  he) will flash in this сценке it is name- Любочка, behind the machine the Ages Ломоносова, притормозила = say StpoЧапева, when ( he) went  (her) past on a corridor!
- Василий Иваанович, I searched for you on всем = All to University! Where you were? - should to you transfer, that for you waits шеф = Bosss, and with  (him) товарищь = mportant_Man, and she has noded челкой, where that upwards!
Чапай was knocked, and has received in the answer:
Enter! - has gone to a study! As a joke " Iron Феликс " earlier is inserted and further certain lines in the story will appear, that conduct in Confidential Archives in certain подземелье = Metro Moscow _near to бомбоубежищем  _cabinet underground this is Сталина, at a table sat Феликс Эдмундович and chief! They that recollected that about joint work in подполье= partisan! On a table stood, already початая = open wodka! The chief Чапая was very liberal, not that that on the eve, when распекал =cry-Чапая! Strangely enough, a certain member, that sat in presidium, and was silent, was silent and now, but all to (him) all обращаличсь= say him  on a name - Армен!
As положену =so to the scout - (he) was silent, and as did not try Чапай впомнить =wen say  ambassador what (he) spoke (him) about, and spoke this ordinary-looking with a kind the man could not recollect! This art - to speak by hours, and for morning words from your speech nobody will recollect "! This art!.....11.....