Hush, Little Baby - H. Potter Style

оригинал - колыбельная "Hush little baby, don't say a word"



Hush, Little Baby, Don’t say a word
Guess who is coming - Lord Voldemort
If Voldemort hasn’t been well-fed
He’ll try to kill you, your Mom and Dad



But if you manage to live through this
Then like a snake you would learn to hiss
After a decade of orphan strife
You will awaken to Magic Life



Just as you think that your sorrows are gone
Full steam ahead with your best buddy Ron
And Hermione who just lives to annoy
Trouble is coming from Draco Malfoy



Teachers’ defenses are breached by a troll
Brainwashed by Leftists he thinks he’s a girl
Viciously beaten in bathroom for girls
Lack of acceptance hurts innocent trolls



Each step you take carries you to your doom
But go ahead, play around on your broom
Fly though defenses - such rare a skill
Meet Voldemort who will go for the kill



As every school year comes to its end
You will be forced dear live to defend
Curses are flying, the dead falling down...
You’ll still be the sweetest little baby in town.