Если у вас нету тети - English

Save on Insurance and Taxes -
residing in The Great Outdoors
And if you’re happily wife-less,
[ your wife will not.... , your wife will not.... ,]
Your wife won’t sue for divorce ....
sue for divorce ....

If you do not have a puppy,
no need to clean after your pet
And no UnFriend-ing and Blocking -
[ if you do not .... if you do not ...]
If you do not surf the Net.... 
Don’t surf the Net



   Observe marching bands parading ....
   In unison ... more or less
   sit there and ponder ... sit there and ponder ...
   “possess” or “not to possess”



If you do not have an Auntie,
Your Cousins won’t pester your cat
And if you weren’t alive then ...
[you never will ..... you never will .... ]
You will not ever be dead...
Never be dead.


   Observe marching bands parading ....
   In unison ... more or less
   sit there and ponder ... sit there and ponder ...
   “possess” or “not to possess”