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Sausage dog? Really? Triteness alert.
Humans are lazy. This much I have learnt.
Twisting your tongue? It’s just dahks, daks or dash
Plus hund.  No excuses. No record to smash.
Follow the zeitgeist and show you can put
A stop to insipidness. Make it kaput.

Badger dog? Honestly? Narrow views
Lengthen my face and shorten my fuse.
Long face already? Another faux pas.
Language should heal like a mineral spa.
Achtung: it’s time you adjusted your pitch.
Practice linguistic gesundheit, not kitsch.

A half-dog in height and a couple stretched out.
Dachshund. That’s me. I have plenty to tout. 
Wunderbar creature enjoying the feel
Of being so close to the earth. End of spiel.
Nothing belittles this little canine.
Nein.


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