The Third Testicle in Development

  And again I'm in the ER !
  This time the red swell on my feet has overreached its own crest well to the break-point  - which is my crotch area. Now I have not only the Great Balls On Fire but it also looks like my strategic male bag has started to steadily develop the third testicle besides those two regular ones (now swollen to the size three times bigger than usual).
  That's probably why I have began to write in such long sentences. Oh, my dear reader, please forgive me ! Now I must stop writing in order to avoid any further literal complications.
  I guess - very soon I may become a hot item on the marriage market : just imagine - available-for-the-ladies guy with three testicles !
  All the girls will be thrilled !


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