Interdimensional Space Wars III. Johnson and...

Inspired by "The Land of Unicorns" from the album "Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex" by Gloryhammer

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Full title: "Interdimensional Space Wars III. Johnson and Smith Go on a Quest"

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We have arrived in a world which is filled only with darkness.
We look around. There's nothing we can recognize.
There's no more light in a world that is full with this dullness.
What should we do for freeing the sorcerer's prize?

My weapon's useless at all
And thus I can do fall.

We have to go on an epic mighty quest,
Cross the land that we've never seen.
Questing the world we both should do our best
So that afterwards we preen.

Alice Smith's strong and she's helping me in my journey.
We fight against the unholy forces of death.
Struggling with fabulous bravery we win every tourney
And enemies die without making their last breath.

Smith is my only love
And I call her "my dove".

She helps me every time I need her help
'Cause I am the one whom she loves.
When it is cold she will stubbornly yelp
But she will give me her gloves.

The sun is rising now.
Now we can see the Holy Land.
Going there we can allow
'Cause this decision that we've made has been so deeply planned.

Now I should search for the clues which will help me
In regaining force of my steel.
Soon I will fight. This I can guarantee
And with Tom the Great I'll deal.