The Rules of Social Distancing

Распространился во всём мире вирус гриппа - 3,4 ...
                (Владимир Высоцкий)
It's spreading all around the globe -
the viral flu, and there's no hope ! -
unless you have the youthful baby-like immunity ...
But if you are of certain age,
especially when you are a black male,
it hits you hard and hurts you deep,
and ruins the whole communities ...

Put on the gloves, put on the mask,
use the Lysol (don't drink the Chlorox !),
and stay at home, and keep your peace
when following the rules of social distancing ...
But if you are a billionair
you'd better board your big swift yacht
and sail away out of the port immediately ...

Check out your medical supplies -
now they are all your best allies :
from aspirin and tylenol
to chinine pills and the vitamins ...
Asymptomatic you can be,
so help yourself - swallow those pills,
drink up large cup of ginger tea -
it helps to strengthen your immunity ...

Forget about the vaccine -
the second wave of the pandemic flu
can catch up with you before you see the winter scenery ...
They gonna test us all instead
of vaccination because it takes
so long to manufacture such huge batch
of mass vaccine for very big communities ...

If you can't wait until 2021,
there's the Census 2020 for everyone
who can enjoy the peaceful sense of federal unity !
Stay healthy with the sound mind,
just cheer up and please apply
for unemployment benefits - they are so generous !

When your small business is kaput,
don't you despair and stay put,
collect yourself and don't undermine your immunity -
you may need it very soon -
corona virus is still around,
and it is very active overseas and globally !

Stay alert, clean up, and act using your human intellect -
as if behaving very-very normally !
Drink up big cup of ginger tea,
put on the gloves, and put on the mask,
and keep your peace when following the rules of social distancing !