I ve been trying to please you all the time

I've been trying to please you all the time,
 and I was so exhausted on the road,
 what have you decided, my beauty,
 love your female effigy,
 
 her ladyship, slightly awkward,
 who didn't care about being presentable,
 not in a carriage, deep puddles
 jumped, the very unprofitability,
 
 two guards strayed in pursuit,
 lost in the woods, were eaten
 and covered with tartan blankets,
 natural, in General, bears,
 
 and my Princess is worthless,
 not familiar with women's evil eyes,
 gorged on sour -
 cherries -
 doctors are contraindicated,
 
 the Princess has an uneven system,
 she screamed and whimpered,
 dancing in the next cowshed,
 turned into a fun stuffed animal,
 
 drove away crows and gardeners,
 breaking matrimonial hearts,
 five princes, eighteen lovers,
 poisoned with free ammonium,
 
 here's a funny story,
 told it, not invented,
 I bet the Princess a hundred,
 in podkidnogo were blown, as fools we...
 
 
 7.10.19.