Chronicle of the End of the World

Chronicle of the End of the World

And God descended into the world on the Day of Judgment,
And He asked: "Are there any children here?"
And He knew that by the mouth of the infant speaks the Truth.
He wanted to hear the voice of his Beloved Son.
And children answered: "Yes, we are here."
And God asked them: "What question do you want me to answer you, my children?"
And children said: "Tell us how You created the world."
And God said: "Well, listen then."
The below is the speech of God:
I created the world in darkness. Therefore, in order to feel this better,
We must first get there.
…
Do you feel yourself in darkness? - Yes (happy children's choir responded).
Then I created everything that exists in the world - plants, animals, people and other staff.
More precisely, it was not I who was creating it, but gods.
But I, as I am omnipotent, and they are not - I defeated them.
Children: What were their names?
God: Don't you know, children? Then I will say to you: astronautics, aircraft industry, heavy and light industry, anatomy and many more others.
Having defeated them, I became tired. This happens to Me from time to time, but not often and because of this I (in order to rest) persuaded the Goddess (remember, I defeated the gods, and I did not defeat the Goddess), who is called Mom, so that she, while I’ll be resting, looked after the world till My return.
God, that is, I, is not resting here, but in a special place where only He can enter.
So, I go there, and I wish you a pleasant hunt for mammoths.
Yes, I know that they became extinct. What a clever infant – perhaps it’s you by whose mouth is speaking my Son – you call him Truth. Here, take that club, a magic one (God smiled to his face). But I managed to persuade them to be with you as educators for some ten or twenty thousand years.
Wish you all the best.
Your beloved God.

And here is the story behind on how it was all organized cause God is never coming to an unorganized and unprepared locations. God is a final boss. Don’t forget it. And only Jesus Christ knows where He is. And in order to pass Jesus you need to persuade Him to take you to Kingdom of Heaven.

Is it really necessary to start moving?

One man was standing close to a shabby wall and was asking no one (to wind perhaps):
 - Is it really necessary to start moving?
 His clothes were dirty and hair unwashed.
 Morning sun kept shining cause didn’t pay attention to this area knowing that something should happen there pretty soon.
 Suddenly little bee came up and stung that man to his cheek and died right after.
- Understood, Master. I’m ready. You can show up.
- Death to death – said another man appearing with a small air whirl and patting untouched cheek.
- His name is El-Nuh-Ret. He’ll be in Soningos this sunset. Find him near a city well and tell what’s written on his portrait I’m showing you now. Ready?
 - Yes, Master.
 Portrait of an ordinary young man showed up from nowhere with two words written by fire at the bottom. After 5 seconds it was gone.
 The fly sat on a dirty clothes and was immediately eaten by the first man.
- Death to death – said he looking to ruthless eyes of his Master. It lasted fore some seconds and after his Master disappeared or never appeared, who knows? No one was there nearby except sun but it kept silence as always.

Later at Soningos a strange man, not that I was talking about, said to a young woman passed him by with all that fancy staff they usually buy in malls.
- Excuse me, young lady. Do you believe in God?
- Yes – she stopped.
- You know, I’m His representative for today. I’m inviting chosen people to Kingdom of Heaven of His Son. Would you mind coming with me? And before you answer I need to aware you about two small issues: there’ll be no perfume and lingerie. It’s not because it’s bad but because it was invented by devil, as you may know. And devil is our enemy. So, you understand, rights protection, this kind of stuff. It’s funny that enemies have rights etc. but it’s the reality God lives in. So what’s your answer?
- If I say no can I still continue living as it would never happen to me?
- Sure. Full confidentiality guaranteed.
- Great. Then I say no.
- Thank you very much and have a nice day.
She proceeded to her car thinking that escaped from an insane sectarian but in a minute forgot about him completely. A small miracle but very useful.

Second attempt was a man. Women started first due to current reality – feminism, you know. A man who passed our representative for today didn’t buy anything in mall but who cares.
- Excuse me, young man. Do you believe in God?
- Yes –he stopped.
It’s also a miracle that you choose always right people just to save time.
- You know, I’m His representative for today. I’m inviting chosen people to Kingdom of Heaven of His Son. Would you mind coming with me? And before you answer I need to aware you about one small issue: there’ll be no women there. They just refused cause there will be no perfume and lingerie. You might have read that woman was invented by God but later spoiled by Snake or devil. And also it was announced that in His Kingdom there will be no marriages. So this is the reason why. Cause homosexuality is forbidden by Holly Bible and no women (self-rejection).
- So what then to do there?
- If I’m not mistaken you (humanity as a whole) want immortality a lot so Jesus Christ hopes that you know what to do with it.
- Not really, especially without women.
- May be computer games, sport events, TV shows, humor might help?
- This I can get here easily. What are you proposing which I can’t get here?
- Drugs are forbidden as (I repeat what I said to a young lady) devil developed it and we respect rights of devil cause he is our eternal enemy and we can’t defeat him with his weapon so we need your help in this battle. Coming?
- Is it OK to say No here?
- Sure. Full confidentiality guaranteed.
- Great. Then I say no.
- Thank you very much and have a nice day.
He – a young man, jumped to his car thinking almost the same as that young lady and forgot about conversation in a minute.

Great. All is left is to fall asleep. Jesus will come to me and I can present my report. Will go down to Underground/Tube/Metro (Soningos is not a real city, real name is hidden). It’s warm there and no one’s disturbing a stinky person who wants to rest a while.

Good results, El-Nuh-Ret – said Jesus. You may be free. I’ll right a short poem in your honor.

Travelers in darkness

                And all your money won't
                another minute buy.
                Kansas - Dust in The Wind


 Another day. Another life.
 Another minute passed me bye.
 Another lie. Another problem.
 I have no right to say goodbye
 And sleeping is becoming hobby.

 I see no dreams. I see no way.
 I sleep when wake and up when sleeping.
 I’m searching thoughts which shouldn’t stay
 In mankind minds which keeps on dreaming

 To touch the sky, to reach the sun,
 To travel far beyond allowed,
 For all the issues having plan
 But can not buy another minute.


Later a policeman called by passengers cause it smelled like hell in a carriage said – he’s dead.
Good story. Isn’t it? God’s ways are hidden from mortals.