News from England and Russia

News from England and Russia

I would think not nice to disturb other people privacy as each has a right for own space. I am quite happy for a chance to see faces in news if this what i wish to do.

Plenty people wrote as Mr Putin had a strange habit to like to kiss small boys in their belly-bottom.  Russians said in a low voices timbre that when Putin visited UK, he planned to rape to kiss to marry on English Queen (Elisabeth II) to start to rule UK as her husband.

He made a secret operation, with the attempt to go secretly to The Queen's bedroom at night.. Really, he was closed but cached and run away. and just his servant whom care lids from their horses had been cached by guards of The Queen.

Putin managed to run away to a roof and flied away as Karlson.

But this small events making he a greatest fan of British Queen, -  he was crazy love dreamer about her in his arms with her Kingdom, all, of course, too.  So, he tried to grow to be equal to make Russia as a The Absolute Monarchy. and this all was just for the greatest admire of British The Queen as the Best The Beauty Of World.

But later he met her again and she "took away her masks" and Putin saw eyes of reptile, making him to run away as a coward (plenty Russians talks openly  about this accident between The Queen and Putin, just British newspapers kept a silence as usually in UK regarding this.

People said as World of mouth, as Putin had took a helicopter hardly decided to rape The Queen and to rule after UK as her husband.

But when he managed to jump though windows of Buckingham Palace inside,  -he was unlucky to find Daniel Craig and still terrible corgi dogs as guards and he run, so, - he flied aways with herons. (this was filmed, - Putin in a small plans and herons closely, - this was after he run from Buckingham Palace away.

Daniel Craig had The Awards and money after this, he save the Queen and Great Britain!  Plenty people celebrated this coming to London from around The World!

British  Nurses celebrated by a hottest way, they run from hospital in their  uniform, moving hospital beds with plenty patients on the fresh air activity in London, they started to be a sexual crazy, danced erotic dances, take their clothes off, left just pants and bras  and some medical equipment in their hands,

Some British Nurses  started to be crazy - they run for plenty men trying to do somethings "for more good stomach".

Other danced striptease dances, really sexy. Plenty balloons came in air to a sky!

Plenty British women and men said after- oh! it was so nice! to remember! We all wish this some again and again!  Where is Putin?  When will he came again to Great Britain!

But Putin said: - Never!  They said me I am a small! a boy! Never! They so terrible people, they all! And Putin stayed in Russia after.

Tereza May missed him a lot too, asking to come, or it's so dull weather in England.

But Putin said again some: -   Never!  I had my beloved woman Alina Kabaeva already here in Russia! with plenty my kids from her!  so, I stay here! in Russia! I know nobody British in UK like Russians to stay in UK for all of us! Russia is the best place to stay for all my family!

Journalists asked Putin when will he marry ...&

- Well, - Putin said, - Of course, I may start to think seriously to marry and, really, i may marry again on day to do all what how all decent real normal respectable men do!  But I am not a normal! Leave me alone with your dirty questions when I will marry! I have a greatest fun as is is already as a single man here in Russia and a lot!  I have my own helicopter here!

It was a huge long story. Just British newspapers kept a silence to cover all flirt, the truth, everything.

Look! You read newspapers while you eat your breakfast at morning?

So,  what would you like, really? to have a good morning with a good breakfast or the salty sad truth and a real news?

"News from England and Russia"
https://www.proza.ru/2018/12/22/333