China

It’s Asia, baby,
Metabolism differs.
Yes, they can eat this and this, too.
Deer penis? Oh, they just dream of eating it.
Supposed to be good for potency.
Could eating this thing be the reason they have grown so numerous?
I don’t think so.
There’s never been enough of it for every one of them, anyway.
You know, it must be all in the ways of God
whether a nation grows or subsides.
O, no, don’t be scared, they won’t eat us.
No such custom, that’s why I am so sure.
What if they’re staring at you? Never mind.
If not for the tan on your face they would stare even more.
The whiter the skin the more a European woman
looks attractive to an Asian man.
What?  It’s a revelation to you? Ah, Revelation 9:14-16… and 16:12, too? 
Well, what about it? Anything to do with them?
Of course, I can’t remember. Let me read.

"Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet,
Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates.
And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour,
And a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.
And the number of the army of the horsemen
were two hundred thousand thousand
And I heard the number of them".

200 million army?  Huh, that’s quite like them!

“And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates;
And the water thereof was dried up,
That the way of the kings of the East might be prepared"

Well, I am sure!
But just before the water of Euphrates is dried up for them to proceed,
these kings of the East will see us all dead,
sit down and roast deer penis right over our abandoned graves.
It’s never been out of their way,

It’s only Asia, baby.



 


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