Wrong number

When i was all alone
In absolute darkness
I just took my own
Too old fashioned phone,
Start call random numbers
Just for hearing tone.

"Hello, hello, who ring?
Strange, cause it's so late for morgue.
Sorry! Now we do not work.
Are this call is just wrong link?
Or it's joke? Not funny joke."

...bleep...bleep...bleep...

"/Cool music/ No one at the home!
It's realy bad time for calling.
We will be there.. next morning!
You talk to the best answerphone.
Goodbye, man, paper too boring!"

...bleep...bleep...bleep...

"HEY HEY It's pizzeria! Dude..
Don't call again - you make worse..
...bleep...bleep.. Connection is lost
Please try again l... look like rude,
BUT YOU ARE TALKING TO GHOST!"

...bleep...bleep...bleep...

All bad, because i hear
Only stupid phrases -
Someone fights by tears,
Other - magic spear.
I think they are crazy.
Wait.. it's call for me..

"Please help me! Help me! Please!
I don't want to die today...
Have a mercy, save from pain!
Do you want to play a game!?"

...bleep...bleep...bleep...

Fear walk on bones,
Only dread, no rage,
Legs became to stone.
Main think, I suppose -
"Why calls are so strange?"
- Cause it's not your phone!..

...bleep...bleep...bleep...