I need advice!

Ernest Hemingway
Advice To A Son

Never trust a white man,
Never kill a Jew,

Nor marry many wives;
Never write for magazines;

Don't believe in wars,
Never marry whores.

Never go to law,
Never trust a publisher,
Or you'll sleep on straw....
 

I need advice!

A drop of color – white will lack,
And blood improve by adding blue;
And never ever fire back,
If I have got a shot from Jew.

And never write to internet,
All deeply sink in global net;
But I can sleep in prickly straw,
If lie on smooth and lovely squaw.

The moment comes, when need Advice,
And You have mention “marry” twice!
I had some, and my bride had too,
So doubt that my number two,

And force her promise - no more,
Ask how many was before,
So tell me reasons, starting score,
When people name girl a whore.


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