"... Ты не пришла, видать, сломала ногу
Не позвонила - пальцы обожгла
А может в сумрак спутала дорогу
...Или, что хуже, хахеля нашла."
Продолжаем хохмить с Мелким Пакостником.
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Я не пришла. Тому причин немало -
С рассвета не заладился денек.
Ты близок к истине. Я кое-что сломала.
Но пострадал при этом милый муженек!
С утра восторженно себе крутила кудри,
Мурлыча радостную песенку под нос...
Тут муж, зевнув, изрек - "Фингал то свой запудри!"
Я не сдержалась... и отправилась вразнос!
Не позвонила. Маникюр превысил норму!
У телефона кнопки - меньше муравья!
Слетев с крыльца, у башмаков снесла платформу
И натолкнулась на притон хулиганья!
Вот так внепланово закончилась суббота..
Но ты ж не зря свое жилище отмывал!
Коль к четвергу не пропадет твоя охота...
Сражу тебя своей харизмой наповал!
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Не пришла. Не позвонила
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Мне очень нравится Ваш подход к стихам на сайте.
Я чувствую легкость общения. Картинки внизу - это классно придумано.
Эдуард Ээ 24.05.2017 12:12 • Заявить о нарушении
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