Evan

(Пародия на песню Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain)

Dear Evan Stone,
You're so hot as a stove,
I'm your biggest fan.
I just wanted to ask,
When you have your...test,
How perspired you get?

You have so long - long...hair,
Have so long - long hair,
You're allways on my mind,
Allways on my mind,
You have a mighty brain, Evan,
So much more than mine

Dear Evan Stone,
I like the way you moan,
When you try to get math.
I can't sleep and eat,
I only watch you treat
With your integral like that.

You have so long - long...hair,
Have so long - long hair,
You're allways on my mind,
Allways on my mind,
You have a mighty brain, Evan,
So much more than mine

Dear Evan Stone,
Could I take you on loan,
My inimitable friend,
I, your devoted fan,
Have to pass exam,
Lend me a helping hand

You have so long - long...hair
Have so long - long hair
You're allways on my mind
Allways on my mind
You have a mighty brain, Evan
So much more than mine


Mom and Dad this is Evan
Evan this is my mom and dad

Would ya show me slide rule?