Why Dear Girlfriend Is Offended

- I love your eyebrows very much,
You're looking, baby, like a Gandalf.
Your nose is wonderfully arched,
And every eye is like a medal.

- Oh, baby, it is nice to meet,
And in these almost perfect leggins,
Your legs with two unreal feet
Remind me strongly Bilbo Baggins.

You may think you're a gracious man
Who can say compliments, you're splendid!
But you will never understand
Why dear girlfriend is offended.

It's difficult to predicate
What your old enemy is thinking,
It's just impossible to say
What in a stranger's head is spinning.

You may think you're a happy man
Who can do all of these, you're splendid!
But you will never understand
Your girlfriend if she is offended.

20,21 May 2013


Рецензии