A Little Accident

     (стихи моей дочери)


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I was riding in the car one day,
when I saw a nice, big farm.
I stepped outside to see the place,
when a huge fat pig ran by.
The fat thing hit my butt,
and made me topple over.
Guess where?
Into the mud,
all squishy, warm, and soft.
The dumb animal,
then landed on my head.
I lost a hundred brain cells!
My first good mood was over,
and I was cranky like a duck.
“Get off me, you fat animal,
and let me tell you this-”
And with a nice big thumparoo,
I knocked the poor thing flat.
I stomped away,
as mad as pie, and told myself today-
“Never in my life again,
will I go see a farm.”


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