Superheroes

One day I decided,
That I'm a superhero,
I'm wearing two capes,
Three masks and four hats.
Then I started counting,
All good things I've done,
Turns out to be zero,
So I'm not the one.

Real superheroes,
Obey their mothers,
Be caring with friends,
And do as they're told.
Defeat all the evil,
Help out all the brothers, 
And rescue the sisters,
And save the world.

One day I decided,
That I'm just THE evil,
Stole scissors from Mommy,
And needles and knives.
Then I started counting,
All dead superheroes,
Turns out to be zero,
So I'm not the one.

Real thieves and just killers,
They all are THE evil,
They kill all the people,
Just to have fun,
They care about money,
And nothing more,
Their brain is so tiny,
Don't have it at all.

One day I decided,
I'm probably human,
I went spoke with Daddy,
About dreams I've had.
He said it was good,
To be a superhero,
But never steal scissors,
Behind Mommy's back.

Real superheroes,
Obey their mothers,
Be caring with friends,
And do as they're told.
Defeat all the evil,
Help out all the brothers, 
And rescue the sisters,
And save the world.