Don t Bother the Superhero he s taking a bath

verse 1

I want a superhero to save us from disasters
But I wish he dropped off to sleep a bit
While missiles rip the air of the USA
I don't want a hero to wear the Spider-man costume
And I don't want him to be the Superman
 
chorus

I know a superman is never born
'cause everyone's his taste for
bacon chips and good and evil
but if we take all the points in one
the Frankenstein will look like a stupid clown

verse 2

my neighbour gets out in winter
to freeze his ass and shower in cool water.
his superhero is not a life-saver
destroying meteors that menace the Earth
but tearing off the heads of kids
'cause the man's a worthless teach

chorus

I know a superman is never born
'cause everyone's his taste for
bacon chips and good and evil
but if we take all the points in one
the Frankenstein will look like a stupid clown

verse 3

a superman in an old fuck's mind
got tired of seeking all around
for cheap sausages and sweats
of the second world war taste
No more of those old mad freaks
The Superhero is gonna be my way