History Revision

Aahhh yeah, I’m back…gentlemen.

Hitler is equal and he deserves respect,
Just kidding, he should sign my pact.
Appeasement (what!)…appeasement (what!)…
He wants to have war without appeasement (uhh)
Appeasement (what!)…appeasement (what!)…
1938 = appeasement (uhh).

My pact is like lightning…
It gives Hitler Sudetenland.
My doc is like an airplane…
It gives Hitler Sudetenland.

I’m the Obama of foreign policy stuff.
I’m the Putin of signing pacts.
I’m the Sarkozi of appeasing crap.
I’m the Fidel Castro of stopping war.
I’m the Adolf Hitler of keeping peace...
No, wait…that’s a bad example.

Why did my airplane fly away?
To get to the Munich…
Appeasement (what!)…appeasement (what!)…
He wants to have war without appeasement (uhh)
Appeasement (what!)…appeasement (what!)…
1938 = appeasement (uhh).

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present…
It’s appeasement and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like appeasement.

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not signing my doc.
War is for communist gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways…
Either you're in peace with me…
Or you have sex with me. ;)

I have really good peace moves,
That I learned in Abyssinia.
But Abyssinia was a failure,
Because of fascist Mussolini (raahhrr)

Appeasement (what!)…appeasement (what!)…
He wants to have war without appeasement (uhh)
Appeasement (what!)…appeasement (what!)…
What time is it? It's appeasement.

What’s the difference between relations with Hitler and Mussolini?
There is none…I want my country to be in peace with both of those things.

I’m a good peace man.
Girls love my peace.
I’m a good peace man,
Because my peace is the best.

I’m like Chamberlain,
But instead of appeasing Hitler,
I have sex with him.