A joke

"Are you old or are you young?" -
Asked a merchant selling liquor.
Even though devoid of wrinkles,
Like the Galaxy's Big Bang,

I am ancient and well-versed
Both in prophecies and curses,
Young enough to still be saucy
(Wit is yet another curse).

I am ageless, I am ripe,
Old enough to be your mother,
Young enough to be your lover,
Only you are not my type.

Be the hour light or grim,
I retain my sense of humour.
He mistook me for a loonie,
Asked to show him my ID.


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This is very funny and so true!

Марина Хрусталёва   20.07.2009 08:15     Заявить о нарушении
Glad you like it!
Thanks, Marina!

Кристина Девулите   20.07.2009 08:23   Заявить о нарушении