Black and White. Two rhymes

ALL IN BLACK. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

I cannot drink black coffee any more
Why  is there  never any milk in store?!
I cannot love black woman any more,
And rather sleep with white or yellow whore!

In chirch I begged Almighty for a luck
And get away from me all bloody black!
Now, six strong men are carrying box uphill
I am inside it, serious and still.
Here’s the angel coming on a skite
Ooh, Jesus! He is anything but white!

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STUDY RUSSIAN LANGUAGE

First baby’s word is mostly ‘’dai”
Which means “give me’’. I know why.
It is the way of human’s make:
We seldom give, but always take.

When a lady is tired and upset
She says to a lover strictly: “net”

 He drinks his vodka in the bar
 And here she comes to say her “da”
 She sees that now it's too late.
 His order is- “Escho nalei!”


14.04.07


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