ALL IN BLACK. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
I cannot drink black coffee any more
Why is there never any milk in store?!
I cannot love black woman any more,
And rather sleep with white or yellow whore!
In chirch I begged Almighty for a luck
And get away from me all bloody black!
Now, six strong men are carrying box uphill
I am inside it, serious and still.
Here’s the angel coming on a skite
Ooh, Jesus! He is anything but white!
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STUDY RUSSIAN LANGUAGE
First baby’s word is mostly ‘’dai”
Which means “give me’’. I know why.
It is the way of human’s make:
We seldom give, but always take.
When a lady is tired and upset
She says to a lover strictly: “net”
He drinks his vodka in the bar
And here she comes to say her “da”
She sees that now it's too late.
His order is- “Escho nalei!”
14.04.07
Black and White. Two rhymes
© Copyright: Игорь Пришелец, 2007
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'Black & white' topic as old as Marshak's Mr. Twister
and it is similarly boring :)
Беляева Дина 01.07.2009 04:16 • Заявить о нарушении
and it is similarly boring :)
Беляева Дина 01.07.2009 04:16 • Заявить о нарушении
P.S. I have a few good black friends and found it rather offending :(
Беляева Дина 01.07.2009 04:18 Заявить о нарушении
Беляева Дина 01.07.2009 04:18 Заявить о нарушении
I have some aboriginal friends and they don't!:)
C'mon, it is just a joke! I am the last person to be called "rasist":)
Thank your for sharing your opinion
Игорь Пришелец 01.07.2009 05:47 Заявить о нарушении
C'mon, it is just a joke! I am the last person to be called "rasist":)
Thank your for sharing your opinion
Игорь Пришелец 01.07.2009 05:47 Заявить о нарушении
Sorry for my mistakes. I really need some sleep before starting my shift.
Good bye and thanks again!:)
Игорь Пришелец 01.07.2009 05:55 Заявить о нарушении
Good bye and thanks again!:)
Игорь Пришелец 01.07.2009 05:55 Заявить о нарушении
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