Limericks

 

There lived an old man from Manila,
Who loved eating his soup with vanilla.

There lived a young lady from Chili,
She adored to be called man’s name Billy.

There was quite abnormal young teacher,
He was dreaming to be a fat leacher.

There was an eccentric old lady (from Deli)
She got up, eat and sleep with her telly,

There was a slim girl from Chicago,
She could lift a big ship with the cargo.

There was a smart boy from Mad’rid,
Couldn’t find any books people read.

There lived a small baby in Castle,
From its birth it was building up muscles.

There was a small bird in Seatle ,
It was fond of hard rock, heavy metal...

There lived very handsome Sean Ringo
He was playing serso, darts and bingo.

There lived Mary Rose who was pretty
It’s a miracle but she was witty.

There was an old smith of Fort Beaver
He has eaten three tons of beef liver.

There lived very fragile thin lady
All her friends call her little slim shady.

To be continued...