The dark side of the site

The dark side of the site.
English omonimes training (the joke).

I‘ve drunk the beer that was a light.
And after that - extinguished light;
Also has failed in deep dream-night,
Where suddenly I’ve seen pale TV light.
Approached more close (as have short-sight),
Me asked persistently to come on site,
And try to play on Race’s dark side.
I press the button, and here I rush
 (To me - to not avoid a crush!)
in the machine directly on a traffic light.
With horror I have realized:
has driven I against the lights!
So, cop stopped me behind the lights:
«Leave car! Hands up! Stay right! »
On stripe - a name: «The sergeant Right».
«Cop Right: calm down, you’re really right!
Do what is right in your own sight! »
Then it has taken a careful sight
By automatic gun, bright light;
«The fool and idiot, you that,
Just has forgotten pocket sight! »
 And I have lit the cigarette light.
But then a tree through road began to light.
Well, I shall better go out of sight!
These are your problems, sergeant Right.
«Oh, probably…Perhaps you’re right …..»