Saga to Sidewalk

In the middle of the night when the sun is down
I was walking with my dog in my upper town
It was quiet all around, a sleepy, peaceful sight
suddenly I heard a noise, and I saw the light.

I got worried and alarmed, after all it's dark
I was thinking, this is it, that's my fucking luck
A bus is rolling down the street, looking for a prey
both of us [my dog and I] froze in dismay.

Should I run, or should I hide, should I move at all?
bus is fast and fucking big, I am slow and small
I could scream and call for help, but my tongue is numb
so I stand there, feeling torn - pretty fucking dumb.

The bus is closing in on me, there’s no time to run
I can see the driver's face, he is having fun
He is steering his big wheel, stepping on the gas
well, at least it will be quick, messy though, but fast.

This is it. I close my eyes. Farewell. Good bye
I am young and full of sperm, but I have to die
I am ready for the pain, ready for the mess
life was short and full of shit, this I must confess.

I am waiting, nothing yet, I can feel the rush
one more second, may be two, may be three and smash!!!
Keep-on waiting, nothing still, the count is up to nine
if I’m dead and this is hell then hell is feeling fine.

I decide it's time to look, it’s time to face my fate
time to pay for all my sins, that's the part I hate,
it’s time to boil and to burn, it’s time for hellish fun.
it’s time to sit my bare ass on the frying pan.

I have opened my right eye, left is right behind
I try to focus, look around, I try to clear my mind
The bus is gone but I am not, the sucker must've missed
my dog is also alive and looks a little pissed.

The sidewalk saved my very life, my hat is off to it
it saved my life and saved my dog that's what it fucking did.
And if you want to live and breathe, take this advice of mine
stay on the sidewalk, like I do, and you will do just fine!