Основано на реальных событиях 2

Примечание:
Все персонажи реальные, но малоизвестные.
В соавторстве с Джэком Даниелсом.

S. BERNARD
Well, I am too much in a love
My poem another sneer
Don’t think that’s what I did myself
I am steeling it to put in here


DENNIS_
You must be kidding me, my dear,
I’ve got too much to prove in here
So, pack your stuff uptight right now,
And make yourself get outta here


S. BERNARD
Hey, please slow down buddy,
You might not think it’s me
But I will spam you up with all this romance singing!
I am truly thinking that
This helps me getting HER


DENNIS_
Alright, I am getting really mad at ya
And now the time has come
We should respect the GUEST BOOK’ rules we’re in
As much as it gets some


S. BERNARD
My conflict with you, man
May last for long and long
But isn’t it a great excuse
For yet another romance song!!


SOME HEARTBROKEN GUY
I’d really love to point my love
So quess what I just did?
I’d write a poem for my sweet.


REAVES
And now I will call someone
Who’s got no business here
This geek has gone too weird
Of asking clueless questions, -
Thus getting more to look like deer.


EXPERT
To get you out of crazy talk
I need to ask you up
This issue that would bother me
Unless I’d’ve been so smart


DENNIS_
What’s that?


EXPERT
It seems a little naive
To even have me asked that here
But is NOT this a dating chat? …


DENNIS_
To put it mildly, there’s some contradiction with
The plot of alma mater’ Book
Let’s manage nothing to proceed
To change what makes the other people read!

Alexander Dolgikh
2002