99 bottles of beer on the wall...

“Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer… “

Seating or standing, DON’T MISS YOUR TURN!!!
Laying or growling, don’t!
For sake of fathers and our mothers,
And delicate Helen the aunt!

Seeping and gulping, ALL HALE THE ALE!!!
Cheering and grieving, too!
Lads of the town, wash it all down,
And go for a girl, better two!

Dancing and turning, SHOW ‘EM CLASS!!!
Go for another, ‘n come back
Feel little queasy, run for quick wheezie,
For there’s more beer on the rack!

Grandpas and grammas, ALL PROUD OF YOU!!!
Nephews and nieces, stay strong!
Sisters and brothers, all taking covers,
And you rest yourself on a lawn!

Only one bottle... GO FOR IT!!!
You are a man, not a mouse!
For vital supply, stretch your hand high,
And wifie’ll, take care of the douse!

No more bottles... GO FOR REVENGE!!!
Blow and punch left and right!
Let’em all know, your quid pro quo,
And peacefully bed on a bench!

Ninety-nine bottles... memories vague,
Angels and birds... you can hear.
Yet spirits are splendid for grounds defended,

You says: 

NO ONE FULKES WITH MAN’S BEER!!!