I love My Job

I Love My Job!
 I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
 I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
 and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell,
there"s nothing else I love so well.
 I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
 I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won"t care.
I love each program and every file.
 I"d love them more if they worked a while.
I"m happy to be here. I am. I am.
 I"m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I"ll say it again –
 I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who"ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!!