be a singer

I wanna be favorite, and what about you?

I know you want to be a singer, isn"t it"s true?

Do you know the girl named Britney Spears?

You wanna have they same deals!!?

I think she"s ugly and unpretty,

That"s why her name is Britney!



What do you think of this Backstreet Boy?

Of course, I mean Nick Carter; he"s so coy.

So, in common, I hate this band,

They think they are the best on this land!

I hate all these sweetly groups

They always eat mother"s soups.

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So, you still want to be a star?

I think you"d better go to bar.

"Cause stage is not for all,

So, man, go and play with your ball.


What do you need for a stage? Dance

And I think you"ll have a big audience

And, of course, you must have voice

Then you"ll have variety of choice.



HEY, and do you know MARILIN MANSON?

I think he"s a shit and a good grandson!!

Don"t you think he takes drugs?

I think he"s one of the nature"s bugs.

He"s so beautiful, isn"t it??????

And as for me he must have a good beat.



What I think about Korn?

Hm, I even don"t know where they were born!

But the singer is so ugly,

And he sounds kinda f**kly.

Hey, let"s forgot about them

And will listen to Eminem.



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Well, Limp Bizkit isn"t bad,

But sometimes Fred Durst is mad.

So, their Music is very cool

And I think Fred makes us to pool.

Hey, kid, take a look around

And you"ll see how beautiful is ground.



I like to listen to Slim Shady,

It"s Eminem and he"s so friendly.

I think his Music is awful,

But for me that"s too cool.

So, Eminem is pretty guy

And i think he never die from shy.



And how do you think whose my love?

Who live in my heart or above?

Of course, it"s Madonna, and she"s the best

(I think even better then the Wild Wild West).

And, you know, Madonna is the best singer,

For me she"s the life"s finger



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