Jewish Modesty

Smolyak m: литературный дневник


A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.


Catholic: “I have a large fortune... I am going to buy Citibank!”


Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”


Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich Prince... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”


They then all wait for the Jew to speak... The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:


“I'm not selling!”



Другие статьи в литературном дневнике:

  • 10.02.2014. Jewish Modesty