A rolling pin of admonition

There will be a cat once old,
 Will the cat ever be old,
 Name of the cat Makariy,
 Will in old age Makar.
 
 I wagged my veal tail,
 The rolls making the frosting,
 Exorcised angrily with a rolling pin,
 I'm not a fool.
 
 I'm a blood pressure monitor through the wall,
 Listened to the neighbor building it,
 I never would have believed it,
 What he says booty.
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         ABOUT the CAT.
 
 I come home and see,
 A cat is sitting on the sofa,
 Paw for paw threw,
 Hookah smokes idiot.
 
 You're out of your mind!?  I yell,
 He doesn't even have a moustache,
 Eyes like five rubles,
 Somewhere his brain floats.
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 I put the toilets on,
 In the garage, in the basement,
 It's good to sit on them,
 With the song Tralee Wali.
 
 There's not a drop of water in the tanks,
 And poured vodka,
 I love to sit on them,
 When the throat burns.
 
 Oh my wizards,
 Oh my saviors,
 I'll be back soon,
 Whether you like it or not.