Шуточка для друзей, которую жалко выкинуть

Евгений Буданцев
My uncle was the man of honor!
When he was suddenly fucked up,
He forced me to respect his bottom
And found the bestest way to act.
His method is The brightest wisdom;
But, fucking God, was that a bore
To sit with bastard all night long,
Without an option to resist him!
What a low deceit to enterntain him,
Adjusting pillows,Giving meds
With shitty grin on  grumpy face;
To Sigh and think inside yourself:
When will the devil fuck enlist you! =D