Space hokku

Сергей Буфф
#1
John is a space bird.
He flies like a rocket.
Nobody impressed.

#2
A worm was sent to the orbit,
Circled the Earth, returned,
Did not even notice.

#3
An astronaut saw Santa Claus.
Santa Claus saw the astronaut.
Both did not believe.

#4
Invisible aliens populate the Moon.
Do not tell anyone.
You know why.

#5
Sun winds move Sun caravelles.
Sun sailors sing Sun shanties
Drinking Sun ale.

#6
Vacuum needs vacuum cleaners.
Dirty vacuum defies the definition,
Looks miserable.

#7
The Universe has no purpose
Or it does not tell us,
Or we do not want to know.