American insomnia *
Top secretly to comrade Biden, sir
I hasten to report about the red planet, the Mars
I've lived here for five years, looking for life forms
For the good of the American dream so far
I hasten to remind you of an important mission
You ordered to find out the situation here, I'm brave
To wander across the Mars, looking for Russian invasion
Checking all craters, mountains and caves
Grains of water were found by me under the ground
And there are a lot of Russians too like in any nightmare
I interrupted into their flocks around
Trying to understand their cruel souls there
The Russians told me a marvelous story during a walk
Like the Mars is occupied by them aggressively
Made friends with the Chinese, a powerful folk
And they both divided Mars exactly equally
You never dreamed of the scale of communism
Here even the sand was getting red
Alien rights are limited, conservatism
They even don't have rainbow marriages yet
Well, that's all, comrade Biden
Ivan Ivanov's report has been ended
I hasten to report that all of sudden
I'll stay on the Mars, never see you later.
29.11.