Bird flu, swine flu have quickly come and gone,
A stain of snot reminds of this – ah, damn it!
Coronavirus recently was born,
And like a plague is roaming our blue planet.
No terrorists are as astute and frisky –
The world is sick with those jihadist raids!
They drink with yanks already – rum and whiskey,
And watch together sparky gay parades!
The bug is after you – it’s not a joke!
The Genocide will get you anyway.
It’s more horrific than the “Novichok”,
More cunning than the cunning Y2k!
The soup was really tasty with mosquitoes
Extracted from chiroptera excreta,
Bat heads were good for shish kebab and fritters.
Why did not you drink vodka then, to fix it?
The virus would have certainly subsided.
Oh, those devouring-all-that-moves Chinese!
While eating bats and snakes they get excited,
I pray to save my balls from the disease.
Perhaps, the climate, plotting a vendetta,
Set off another global cataclysm?
While it is not too late, oh, my dear Greta,
Scold rotten and corrupt capitalism!
Russian version is here: http://stihi.ru/2020/03/06/5600