I’ve dived so many a time
Into the depth beneath
Girls’ skirts
To find their hidden treasure.
What I have found
Is worth a dime;
It hurts.
It’s such a dubious pleasure.
So far I couldn’t spot it
With my naked eyes,
Or is “dat ding”
Somehow a little stealth?
Or were those girls
As cold as ice?
Is diving really bad for health?