"The Smartass story"
(перевод с русского оригинала)
One day the ass complained to head:
"I'm tired of leaving in this shit!
I think I 'm smarter than you,fool
You should come down and I shall rule"
The head, unwilling to discuss,
In silence, left it's place for ass
And leaving trousers,proud and fat
The ass on neck has climbed and sat
With an expression,kind of smart
The ass begun to rule,and fart
But unaccustomed to the height
The head of ass went round,in fright!
The frightened ass begun to shout
So loudly, that the shit came out!
"The Trump games"
(Оригинальное авторское поэтическое послание посланное Доналду Трампу в Twitter)
Now, you're the king
You lead the Trump
You strike,and kick
But there's a trap
You disregard
The smallest deuce
While,smallest card
Can make you lose
The life is not
The game of cards
It sheds the blood
From all it's cuts
It's burned in flames
But on your seat
You play your games
And lead your suit
You think you've got
in hand the ace
But see that card,
There's joker's face
It's face of life
Which starts to talk
With bitter laugh:
-I'm not a joke!!!
You are the king!
You rule the bank
But I'm a thing
Of highest rank
You try to win
In pokers,while
I win and wink
With joker's smile
You lead the pair
Of fours and fives
But don't you dare
To play with lifes!
You stand today
With raised up thumbs
Tomorrow may
Lose all your Trumps!