I was confused. by Spoof Prankster

Яша Беспардонников
Какой конфуз!

Я думал – девчонка проста и скромна,
Легко охмурю, развращу и гульну.
Но только измерил её глубину,
Как понял – она развращает меня.

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I thought she was simply an innocent maid
And planned to seduce her, subdue and deprave.
But when I have measured the depth of her cave,
I knew it was me who was being depraved.