Шуточное стихотворение, вдохновлённое норвежским дуэтом Ylvis, состоящим из братьев Борда (Bard) и Вегарда (Vegard) Илвисокеров.
*To Vegard*
Because of you I can forget to breathe,
Your eyes so unbelievable and perfect.
This gives me pain but it is surely worth it
To see you once again before you leave.
Please, stay with me as long as you can stay,
Your image in my mind is growing stronger;
My heart is aching, I can't bare this longer
Cause I will never meet you anyway.
You've charmed me with your pretty curls and cheeks,
With power of your pure voice and magic;
And I don't want all this to seem so tragic
But you've been almost killing me for weeks!
Oh, Vegard, you're my love, my king, my god!
But just until I see the smile of Bard.