Once Saint Patrick complained to Saint Peter:
The current winter in Boston is so bitter
When the snow finally melts
People expect something else
Promise them paradise and a Beefeater
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There is a winery in Napa Valley **
And here comes to the gates Mr. Baily
Samples glass after glass
Then he falls on the grass
Since Merlot overwhelmed his belly.
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Long ago used to live Mr. Clark
He decided to swim under the shark
Said he - fish is so mysterious
I got a lot of an experience
Found his belly too tight and too dark
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* Бифитэр - двойное значение - 1. охрана Лондонского Тауэра - бифитэры
2. марка алкогольного напитка - джин
**(Napa Valley) Напа Вэлли - долина в Калифорнии, где производят вино