Dirty Dancing

“May I invite you for a dance?” the first one said. “There are two of us, we will be in the highlight, while there will be something wrong with others. They will turn green with envy, and eat their hearts out, watching us as if they had nothing else to do.” Having heard the provocative piece, the second one retorted with: “No more situation comedies. Error-deletion-and-correction comedies are wanted. Quartering comedies and torso murderer comedies are wanted. Large-scale troop inspections. Quarter-life comedies. We live in the Era of Torso Murders.” So the music video characters killed each other, and went their separate ways in delight, to meet each other again later.