Welcome to the party,
Don’t stand by the doors,
Come into my house
Celebrate divorce!
Years of desperation
Going to the haze,
So we have good reason
Start to celebrate!
Drinks are not limited,
Your can smoke inside.
Trash your butts in dishes,
Spiting is all right.
After years of marriage
Back to normal life,
Looks like nothing better
Could come by my side!
I can sleep much longer,
Watch sports on TV,
Even if I want to
I won’t brush my teeth.
Many things are mindful
When you’re feeling free,
Looks like nothing’s better,
Dear divorcee!